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A #Motivational Chinese Proverb

Quote by Nobel prize-winning Colombian author Gabriel Garcia Marquez who has died in Mexico aged 87.

When life puts you in tough situations….

Best way to make friendship with girls :D

Best way to make friendship with girls :D

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

[8] You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24] Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25] It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

Test your life partner, before you marry him

huh, Drawing in Primary School :(

huh, Drawing in Primary School :(

They were wrong about it. #BitterTruth

Forever alone :(

Forever alone :(

1. Money Is not EveryThing… There’s also Master Card and Visa.

2. One Should Love animals… They Are tasty too.

3. Save Water… Drink On the Rocks.

4. Fruits/Salads are healty… So leave it for Sick.

5. Books are Holy… So don’t touch them.

6. Don’t shout in the Class… It Disturbs those who are sleeping.

7. Love the Neighbor… But Don’t get Caught.

8. Hard Work never killed anyone but… Why take the chance.

9. Why do something today… When it can be done tomorrow by Someone else.

and Now Very Important rule …..

10. Every one should Marry because… happiness is not the only thing in Life.

Keep Smiling…